- Hey babe are you a roundabout ’cause you got my head going in circles.
- Hey babe are you a traffic cone ’cause that ass slows down traffic.
- Hey babe are you a street light ’cause you’re tall and thin and your face looks burnt out.
- Hey babe are you a stop sign ’cause I’m impatient and I want to go through you while honking.
Category: Humor
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Terrible Attempts at Pick-up Lines