Terrible Attempts at Pick-up Lines

  • Hey babe are you a roundabout ’cause you got my head going in circles.
  • Hey babe are you a traffic cone ’cause that ass slows down traffic.
  • Hey babe are you a street light ’cause you’re tall and thin and your face looks burnt out.
  • Hey babe are you a stop sign ’cause I’m impatient and I want to go through you while honking.

About Me

Retro game dev, Sega, Downland.

Socials

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Downland Unearthed Articles

Projects

Downland_RE, a reverse engineering of the Tandy Color Computer game from 1983, buildable to a byte-for-byte reproduction of the original V1.1 rom.

Downland_C, a translation of the original Downland code to the C Programming language, and ported to many retro consoles.

basicsmsproject, a basic layout of a devkitSMS project using a makefile.

barebones32xproject, a bare bones 32X project using Chilly Willy’s 32X Toolkit based off of Victor Luchits’s Doom 32X Ressurection project.